breakup letter: lethargy

dear lethargy,

i cheated on you. i cheated on you by running last night and that gave me a burst of energy. i know energy is your worst enemy so this must break your heart. well, I'm sorry but i had to get away from your overbearing presence. you put me in a state of laziness, drowsiness, and made me feel sluggish. that isn't healthy for anyone. you knew how much i loved being energetic and full of life. why would you take that away from me? i know you can't help it, so i have to help myself. i have to leave you. sorry it can't be our usual slow drawn out process, i must leave you now. while i still have the energy...

never yours again,

moi